Jersey Shore Whore is Pregnant — From Fist-Pump To Baby Bump

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Angelina Pivarnick Pregnant
Pure magic.

Wanna guess which Jersey Shore cast member is sporting a fresh, new baby bump?

The preggers ‘Jersey Shore’ whore is….

Jersey Shore’s Angelina Pivarnick Pregnant

Yep, Jersey Shore‘s Angelina Pivarnick is pregnant. No surprise there, really. The girl is a total trashbag.

Angelina Pivarnick Pregnant
Gettin’ it in.

Reportedly, Angelina’s baby daddy is also her fiancé. Her fiancé.

How did she even find a guy who wants to hang out with her in any capacity, much less knock her up and spend the rest of his life with her?!? Mind-boggling. Simply mind-boggling.

Just for you stalker-types out there: Angelina’s fiancé is Dave Kovacs, and the pair have been betrothed since this February. Nothing like making a lifelong commitment to torture on V-Day. A beautiful VD gift, if you will.

Jersey Shore Angelina Engaged
The happy couple: Jersey Shore’s Angelina and her fiance, Dave Kovacs

WHO Is Angelina’s Baby Daddy?

It’s relatively safe to say that nobody can really be 100% sure about who really fathered Angelina’s baby. In the words of Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, Angelina is like the “Staten Island Ferry,” because “everybody gets a ride, and it’s FREE!” – Oh Sitch, you are the wisest owl in the whole forest.

Jersey Shore Angelina Pregnant
Good thing Angelina already has tons of practice covering up that gut…

We simply cannot wait until she pops this sucker out. Her labor will probably last a grand total of 5 minutes. (Get it? ‘Cause she’s loose as a goose… zing.)

[1] TMZ Staff. “‘Jersey Shore’ Angelina Pivarnick — PREGNANT!TMZ 27 April 2011.

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