Wanna guess which Jersey Shore cast member is sporting a fresh, new baby bump?
The preggers ‘Jersey Shore’ whore is….
Jersey Shore’s Angelina Pivarnick Pregnant
Yep, Jersey Shore‘s Angelina Pivarnick is pregnant. No surprise there, really. The girl is a total trashbag.
Reportedly, Angelina’s baby daddy is also her fiancé. Her fiancé.
How did she even find a guy who wants to hang out with her in any capacity, much less knock her up and spend the rest of his life with her?!? Mind-boggling. Simply mind-boggling.
Just for you stalker-types out there: Angelina’s fiancé is Dave Kovacs, and the pair have been betrothed since this February. Nothing like making a lifelong commitment to torture on V-Day. A beautiful VD gift, if you will.
WHO Is Angelina’s Baby Daddy?
It’s relatively safe to say that nobody can really be 100% sure about who really fathered Angelina’s baby. In the words of Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, Angelina is like the “Staten Island Ferry,” because “everybody gets a ride, and it’s FREE!” – Oh Sitch, you are the wisest owl in the whole forest.
We simply cannot wait until she pops this sucker out. Her labor will probably last a grand total of 5 minutes. (Get it? ‘Cause she’s loose as a goose… zing.)
[1] TMZ Staff. “‘Jersey Shore’ Angelina Pivarnick — PREGNANT!” TMZ 27 April 2011.
