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Charlie Sheen: Farrah Abraham Has ‘Tranny-Boobs’ & ‘Five O’Clock Shadow’ — Riotous Rejection Letter

Charlie Sheen Disses Farrah Abraham

Just yesterday (June 13, 2013), Farrah Abraham went running her mouth about how she and Charlie Sheen had been texting each other — the terrible twosome even planned to go on some sort of date-type-thing (weird; we know). Well, in a new, hilarious development, it seems that date will no longer be happening…

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Roast of Charlie Sheen: Winning

Roast Of Charlie Sheen Cast

The upcoming Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen is still almost a month away, but by the looks of it, Charlie Sheen will definitely be winning.

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Brooke Mueller: Hard Drugs, Hard Nipples In Hawaii — Suuuper Suspicious

Brooke Mueller Nipples

Earlier, Charlie Sheen‘s ex-wife / baby mama, Brooke Mueller, was spotted out ‘n about in Hawaii. Not surprisingly, Brooksy was engaging in some highly suspicious activity, to say the very least.

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NicoSheen: The Next Best Thing to Crack Cocaine

Nicosheen Charlie Sheen

Mr. Sheen may have been fired from Two And A Half Men, but now, Charlie Sheen has something even better: e-Grits! (No, not egrets…)

Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you: NicoSheen.

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Brooke Mueller’s Fun-Filled Week: Pawn Shops, Drug Tests, & More

Brooke Mueller Drugs

Charlie Sheen‘s estranged (and arguably deranged) ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, has been up to some crazy shenans this week. She’s obviously out to show the world that she’s cleaning up her act, in order to retain custody of the children she birthed with loony toon, Sheen…

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The Week In Ugly: Kathy Griffin Without Makeup & More Scary Sights

Kathy Griffin Without Makeup

It’s time to see the ugliest of the ugly from this week.

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Charlie Sheen FIRED From ‘Two and a Half Men’ — Bi-Winning? Not Anymore

Charlie Sheen Fired
Charlie Sheen: Loser?

Today will go down in history as a sad, sad day. Charlie Sheen has finally officially been fired from Two and a Half Men. And so ends this hilarious ride?  Yeah right… we all know Charlie Sheen will do the right thing and continue his outrageously entertaining antics for at least a little while longer. One can only hope, at least.

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Update: Charlie Sheen’s Still Got a Piss Poor Attitude

Charlie Sheen may have single-handedly caused the cancellation of the last four episodes left of this season of Two and a Half Men, but Warner Bros. Television wants to assure everyone not to fret: the crew will still get paid for the episodes that they would have worked on, had they not been cancelled.

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‘Two and a Half Men’: You’ve Got a Piss-Poor Attitude, Charlie Sheen

That’s right, Charlie Sheen, you’ve got a piss-poor attitude. And you’re making Jon Cryer cry. Not a nice thing to do to your on-screen bro. I thought men were all about the whole “bros before hoes” thing, but not Charlie Sheen. He is ALL about dem hoes.

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