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New Paris Hilton Album Looms — Lil Wayne Gives Has-Been Record Deal

Paris Hilton Record Deal

Perhaps all the seizing has affected the basic functioning of Lil Wayne‘s brain, because the sizzurp-sipping, seizure-afflicted rapper has just signed Paris Hilton to his record label, Cash Money Records.

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The Week In Ugly: Amanda Bynes’ Bloated Face & More

Amanda Bynes Fat

For a healthy dose of ugly, simply looking in the mirror may suffice.
But just in case, here’s your weekly ugly supplement.

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‘The World According To Paris’ — Our Little Paris Hilton Is All Growns Up… But Nobody Cares

The World According To Paris Cancelled

Like, OMGz and a sad face with multiple tears streaming down.

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The Week In Ugly: Hollywood Classes It Up (Lol, JK.)

Snooki Ugly

This week, celebs like LiLo, PareHil, and more brought out their classiest looks… oh, who are we kidding? That would only happen in Topsy-Turvy Land.

Ok, now it’s time to play a celebrity guessing game.

Which super classy celeb is a super-classy “DIVA”?

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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga’s Green Hair & More Monstrosities

Ugly Celebrities

It is now time for your weekly dose of ugly:

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Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan Partying Together — LiLo & Pare-Pare: BFF4L

Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Partying Together

OMG. This is totally exciting news in the world of celebrity friends, turned frienemies, turned actual enemies, turned friends again.

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Are Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton BFF’s Again?

OMG. Lindsay Lohan was totally spotted outside of Paris Hilton’s Malibu beach party last night.

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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga’s Horrific Cannes Performance & More

Lady Gaga Ugly

This was actually not a very ugly week. Where you bin hidin’, Taylor Momsen??

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The Week In Ugly: Week of April 4-9, 2011

It’s time for our weekly dose of ugly. (Yay!)

Teen Mom‘s Jenelle Something-or-Other Evans In A Bikini

Jenelle Evans Bikini
A white trash mom in bits of a white trash bag. How fitting.

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‘The World According To Paris’ — Our Little Paris Hilton is All Growns Up… But Does Anybody Care?

The World According To Paris

Paris Hilton has been making the rounds lately, talking all about her upcoming reality show, The World According to Paris*, which is set to premiere at some point in time this spring, on the Oxygen Network. As we all know, the Oxygen network has the classiest reality programming of all the networks. (Fellow Bad Girls Club fans, please stand up.)

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