Like, OMGz and a sad face with multiple tears streaming down.
‘The World According To Paris’ Cancelled
According to Paris Hilton, the world, like, totally sucks right now, because her latest attempt at the whole reality show thing, The World According to Paris, which premiered on the Oxygen Network this past spring, has been a total ratings fail, and has been canceled after just one measly season.
Why, God, WHYYYYY?!?!
The Oxygen Network has yet to make an official statement regarding the cancellation of The World According to Paris, but reality TV “industry insiders familiar with the situation” confirmed the cancellation to NYMag.com.
The crap ratings of The World According to Paris, likewise, confirm the cancellation of this crapfest. 
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- “It’s Official: Nobody Cares About Paris Hilton Anymore.” — NYMag.com
And if you enjoy crappy acting, you should totally check out, House of Wax, starring the Oscar-worthy stylings of Paris Hilton.