Time for a little game we like to call “Guess The Ugly Celebrity”.
Katy Perry (With Pink Hair)
Katy Perry was spotted sporting pink hair at a Los Angeles gas station, August 24, 2011.
Ashley Olsen (With Sopping Wet Hair?)
Either Ash never showers… or somebody’s been stealing DJ Pauly D’s hair gel…
Ashley Olsen was spotted out & about in NYC, August 24, 2011.
Tamara Ecclestone (In Her Jim-Jams)
Picking up a brand new Ferrari in pajamas? Ugh. (Just let yourself hate her — she’s WAY richer than all of us.)
Tamara Ecclestone is pictured picking up her brand new Ferrari in London, August 24, 2011.
Fun Facts: Tamara Ecclestone’s younger sister is Petra Ecclestone, the 22-year-old who recently dropped a cool $85 mil on Candy Spelling’s mansion in Holmby Hills (Candy originally wanted $150 million, so Petra got a whale of a deal). Tamara & Petra’s father is Bernie Ecclestone, CEO of Formula 1 racing.
Keri Hilson (Just Lookin’ Blech)
Keri Hilson poses before a performance at Haze Nightclub, in Las Vegas, August 27, 2011.
Deena Nicole Cortese (Scowling For Some Reason)
Some of the more notable aspects of Deena Cortese’s ugly appearance:
- Giant breast chasm (Weird. We thought only celebrities with bad boob jobs had those…)
- Foot tattooss (Keep it classy, Deena)
- Bored photographer in the background, wishing he had spotted an actual star
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance
See also: uglets
Christina Aguilera & The Hamburglar
Christina Aguilera was spotted looking like The Hamburglar at LAX, August 23, 2011.
Sarah Jessica Parker & Little Red Riding Hood
Sarah Jessica Parker, promoting I Don’t Know How She Does It, in Moscow, Russia, August 28, 2011.
Have an ugly week!