Hot Shiitake Archives

The Week in Ugly: Lindsay Lohan’s Drunk Eye, Taylor Momsen & More

Ugly Celebrity Pics

Let’s skip all that useless drivel, and dive right into some wonderfully ugly celebrity pics, shall we?
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The Week In Ugly: Hair-Raising Celebrity Hairstyles & More Fun Junk

Ugly Celebrity Hairstyles

Time for a little game we like to call “Guess The Ugly Celebrity”.

Can you guess which ugly celebrity was spotted sporting a hot pink ‘do this week?
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The Week In Ugly: Week of June 26 – July 3, 2011

This was another delightfully ugly week, filled with the Jersey Shore, parenthood, and just a dash of porn.

Kim Kardashian and Vera Wang

Kim Kardashian Shopping with Vera Wang in NYC

Kim Kardashian’s leopard-print romper is heinous, but Vera Wang’s anorexic body and gaunt face are so much worse. Eat a sandwich, you ghastly freak.

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No More ‘Jersey Shore’?? — Is Seaside Heights Getting A Major Facelift?

Jersey Shore Cast
Thanks for all the memories. XOXO

Rumors have been seriously swirling, you guys. Has Jersey Shore been cancelled??

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The Week In Ugly: Week of March 7-13, 2011

We had another ugly week! Personally, I’m quite glad, because I wouldn’t know what to do with myself if there were ever a week with NO ugly. How depressing would that be? I don’t even want to think about it, so let’s get started on this week’s ugliest.

Kelly Bensimon In A Bikini

Kelly Bensimon

Kelly Bensimon’s bikini body actually makes for a pretty hot man. Maybe I should’ve left this one out…

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