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Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson Arrested & Thrown In Jail — No Butts About It

Chad Johnson Arrested

Fallen NFL star, Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, has been sentenced to 30 days in jail… because he slapped his male lawyer’s butt in court.

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Chad Ochocinco Gets to Keep ‘Ochocinco’ — Pats Pals

Chad Ochocinco 85

Chad Ochocinco was traded to the New England Patriots a few days ago (Thursday, July 28, to be exact), which presented quite the predicament: #85 was already worn by the team’s tight end, Aaron Hernandez (who had a not-too-shabby rookie season with the Pats)

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