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The Week In Ugly: Week of April 17-23, 2011

Today may be Easter, but ugly don’t take breaks just ’cause the Lord hath risen!

So, if you’re like me, & your Easter basket was chock full o’ bulls#!t, here’s some ugly to replace the b.s. with mounds of glee (and I’m not talking about the TV show starring that girl whose mouth takes up half her face. Although, SPOILER ALERT: she might be making a guest appearance in this week’s Ugly!).

But first, the lovely basket of joy that the Easter Bunny so kindly blessed me with:

Worst Easter Basket
Yep, that’s PB, Marmalade, Ladybug socks, a crappy hairbrush, AND shredded documents!
WOWIE ZOWIE! Thanks E-Bunz!

Now, time for this week’s ugly!

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The Week In Ugly: Angelina Jolie, The Return Of Taylor Momsen & More

Ugly Angelina Jolie

Aren’t you glad it’s ugly time?

Of course you are.

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Tori Spelling is Pregnant: It’s like a ‘Week In Ugly’ Encore!

Good lord, is it not bad enough that we have to see and hear about this ugly, mile-long-faced wench once, sometimes twice, a year?!?

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The Week In Ugly: Week of April 4-9, 2011

It’s time for our weekly dose of ugly. (Yay!)

Teen Mom‘s Jenelle Something-or-Other Evans In A Bikini

Jenelle Evans Bikini
A white trash mom in bits of a white trash bag. How fitting.

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The Week In Ugly: Kathy Griffin Without Makeup & More Scary Sights

Kathy Griffin Without Makeup

It’s time to see the ugliest of the ugly from this week.

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The Week In Ugly: Week of March 21-27, 2011

We had some unexpected ugly celebrities smack us in the face this week.  But don’t worry, that doesn’t mean that the usual ugly culprits were unexpectedly un-uglified. Now, that would be a real tragedy.  Ok, time to bring on the ugly…

Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens Ugly
WHAT happened, V.Hudge? You usually look so fab…

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The Week In Ugly: Stephanie Seymour’s Bikini, Ke$ha’s Bikini & More Horrors

Stephanie Seymour Bikini

It’s everyone’s favorite time of the week! – Time for some ugly celebrity pics.

Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson Ugly
Yikes.

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The Week In Ugly: Week of March 7-13, 2011

We had another ugly week! Personally, I’m quite glad, because I wouldn’t know what to do with myself if there were ever a week with NO ugly. How depressing would that be? I don’t even want to think about it, so let’s get started on this week’s ugliest.

Kelly Bensimon In A Bikini

Kelly Bensimon

Kelly Bensimon’s bikini body actually makes for a pretty hot man. Maybe I should’ve left this one out…

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The Week In Ugly — Taylor Momsen: Ugly Hooker & More Ugly Fugs

Taylor Momsen Ugly

This week, as any typical week, was chock full of ugly.  Yay!  Here are some of the week’s looks that most made me want to scratch my eyes out:

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