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The Week In Ugly: Grandma Bikinis, Smoking Old Hags & More

Ugly Celebrities

We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with another guessing game!

(See “Guess The Celebrity” to play s’more!)

Guess which Disney Channel star was caught smoking this week?

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Khloe Kardashian: Let My Nipple Show!

Khloe Kardashian Nip Slip
So fab?

Yesterday morning, June 8, 2013, Khloe Kardashian did an interview alongside her sister, Kourtney Kardashian, on Fox and Friends.

Pretty typical stuff in the day-to-day life of a Kardashian, right? Except, joining the Dash Dolls on today’s publicity rounds, was a very special guest: Khloe Kardashian’s right nipple.

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Ice-T & Coco Renew Their Wedding Vows, Show a Little Nip

Ice-T and Coco Wedding

My, how time flies. Ice-T and Coco have already been married for ten years!

To celebrate, the pair renewed their vows last night, in a super classy ceremony held at the W Hotel in Hollywood.

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Danielle Staub Returns to Stripper Roots — Cue Rock-Hard Boobs

Danielle Staub Stripping
Yep, that’s a sex tape screen shot.
You’re welcome.

Remember bat-s#!t crazy, former Real Housewives of New Jersey fame-whore cast member, Danielle Staub?…

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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga’s Horrific Cannes Performance & More

Lady Gaga Ugly

This was actually not a very ugly week. Where you bin hidin’, Taylor Momsen??

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Chelsea Charms: A Charming Tale Of The World’s Biggest Boobs

Chelsea Charms Boobs

164XXX.

That is the size of the ENORMOUS bra that Minneapolis, Minn. native, Chelsea Charms, crams her knockers into. (Charming, wouldn’t you say?)

Chelsea Charms Boobs
Chelsea Charms and her boobs are ready for battle.

Making this whale of a tale even better, is the fact that Ms. Charms, 35, is in the “adult entertainment” industry, and her cup size is XXX. A charming coincidence, no?

Chelsea Charms Boobs
With tig ol’ bitties, comes tig ol’… back fat.

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