For the low, low price of $6.95, you can download Gary Busey’s voice for your TomTom or Garmin global positioning system. That’s a heckuva deal.
You Can Download A Gary Busey GPS Voice?
Yep. Gary Busey voicing your GPS might seem slightly scary — like the blind leading the blind — but hey, at least you’ll be laughing your arse off when your car speeds off a cliff and bursts into flames. No complaints here.
Gary Busey’s vocal chords are available for download through NavTones, where you can also listen to a sample, in which Gary Busey tells drivers to “honk at geese,” saying:
“Hi, my name is Gary Busey and if you ever get bored, just honk at geese. Even though you don’t see any, just honk at them, like…I’ll give you an example: HOOOONK, HOOOONK, HOOOONK. I’m not bored, because I’m honking at geese.”
Oh, Gary, you’re soooo funny. Hardy har har. The only thing that could possibly make this better, is if there were also a download that could give your GPS Gary’s teeth and a straight jacket.
Don’t Feel Safe With Gary Busey Giving You Driving Directions?
If Gary’s not quite your cup o’ tea, NavTones has a whole slew of crazy celeb voices to choose from, including, but not limited to, FLAVORRRR FLAVVVV!