Bradley Cooper was photographed at LAX yesterday (March 18), looking happy as a clam. Now, I know everybody is just dying to know: “Why so happy, B.Coop?” Well, you’d be happy too, if you had just broken up with the ugliest woman in Hollywood (possibly the planet).
Renee Zellweger, Bradley Cooper Split
Yep, Renee Zellweger has (not surprisingly) been dumped by Bradley Cooper, after almost 2 years of dating. WILL SHE EVER FIND TRUE LOVE?!? Nope. Not even a mother could love a face that ugly.
Reps for the couple have yet to comment on the rumored breakup, so is it even true? Or is it just a load of crap, drummed up to create more buzz around Cooper, whose movie, Limitless, just happened to premiere yesterday? Who cares. I really just want to talk about how hideous Renee Zellweger is.
Renee Zellweger Is Seriously Ugly, You Guys
Get ready to shield your eyes, as we take a look at some of Renee’s… umm, hottest pics (seriously, these are her best looks):
Blech. I am now violently vomiting. Thanks for helping me lose a few pounds, Renee.