Can you guess which celebrity owns these old, withered hands?

Can you guess which celebrity owns these old, withered hands?
Good lord, is it not bad enough that we have to see and hear about this ugly, mile-long-faced wench once, sometimes twice, a year?!?
Bradley Cooper was photographed at LAX yesterday (March 18), looking happy as a clam. Now, I know everybody is just dying to know: “Why so happy, B.Coop?” Well, you’d be happy too, if you had just broken up with the ugliest woman in Hollywood (possibly the planet).