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The Week in Ugly: Taylor Momsen Smoking & More Ugly Fugs

Ugly Celebrities People Think Are Hot

Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert has been placed on this wretched earth to shine the bright, blinding spotlight of truth upon all of the ugly celebrities people think are hot, while shouting from atop a mighty mountain, “Hey, world, not so hot now, are they?”. Yeah, not so hot.

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Lindsay Lohan Is…DEAD?!? — R.I.P.

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R.I.P. Lindsay Lohan

Yes. Sadly, Lindsay Lohan is no longer with us.

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