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The Week In Ugly: Week of April 24-30, 2011

The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that’s the best gift of all.

Mariah Carey Pregnant

Mariah Carey Pregnant

Check out Mariah Carey’s pregnant belly button — she’s about to freakin’ POP.

Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our well-wishes. Congratulations, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! You guys suck.
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Katy Perry Is A Sexy Alien (And Other Rant-om Thoughts)

Katy Perry Alien

Today, Katy Perry released the music video for her single E.T., featuring Kanye West. If you’re not already, it’s time to get excited, b*tches.

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