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The Week in Ugly: Lindsay Lohan’s Drunk Eye, Taylor Momsen & More

Ugly Celebrity Pics

Let’s skip all that useless drivel, and dive right into some wonderfully ugly celebrity pics, shall we?
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Scarlett Johansson Dating Sean Penn (Her Second Choice, After Bob Barker)

Just a few short months ago, Scarlett Johansson split from hubby of 2 years, Ryan Reynolds. Who does she rebound with? Is it some hot guy to really stick it to RyRy, and show him what he’s missing? Nope. Homie don’t play like dat! Homie keeps it real. Really real, apparently, because Scarlett’s new man is none other than old fart, Sean Penn.

WTF, Scarlett, he’s literally TWICE your age.

Scarlett Johansson Dating Sean Penn
Step aside, Ryan Reynolds! There’s a REAL hunk comin’ through…

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