Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife of 25 years, Maria Shriver, have separated.
The Week In Ugly: Tori Spelling Blasts Her Baby Bump & More Fashion Crimes
Sometimes the gods of ugly really make my life easy.
The amount of glorious ugly I’ve witnessed this past week has made for a lovely ugly start to the month of May. Apparently, April showers bring May ugly.
American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 5
¡Hola, amigos! Hoy es Cinco de Mayo, y, ¡Ay dios mio!, there are only five contestants left on American Idol! Do you know what that means? Next week, there will be only four contestants left! (Math is, like, so hard, right??)
It also means that, now, there is enough time during the American Idol performance episodes to make let each kid sing twice. YAY.
During last night’s show, each contestant sang a song from “now” (from the past five years, or so), and a song from “then” (from the 1960s or 1970s). Thus, the clever American Idol producers dubbed the theme of the night, “Now and Then”.
Ok, enough jib-jabbing, time to start this stupid American Idol Season 10 recap shenanigans:
Kim Kardashian’s Butt: It’s ASStronomical
Kim Kardashian and her humongous hind end were recently spotted in Puerto Mito, Mexico, accompanied by her boyfriend (for now), Kris Humphries.
Kris Humphries is a freakin’ giant, but Kim Kardashian’s butt is bigger.
Jordin Sparks Loses Weight, Turns Into MySpace Ho
As evidenced by apicture she tweeted, Jordin Sparks has recently lost weight…
MySpace ho, Twitter ho, whatever. Same s#!t, different toilet.
