Everyone’s favorite homeboy, Antoine Dodson, was arrested in the wee hours of the morning for (drum roll, please): possession of marijuana.
Antoine Dodson Arrested For Marijuana Possession
This arrest isn’t really very unexpected or exciting. You know what I wish he had been arrested for?? ATTEMPTED RAPE, that’s what.
I don’t want anyone to be actually raped, which is why I specified, “attempted”.
Not that I want anyone to be almost raped, either… I just love me some irony. Can’t be mad at that. No you cannot.
Antoine Dodson’s Mugshot
Of course, we have Antoine’s beauteous mugshot for your viewing pleasure:
I thought the “Bed Intruder” song helped ?
Well, obvee-yuslee that isn’t the case, because Antoine’s arrest was made by the Huntsville Police Department.
For those of you that aren’t as well-acquainted with the hood as I am: Huntsville, Alabama is home to Lincoln Park, the housing project where Antoine’s sister’s almost-rapist was/is all up in.
Like I always say:
“You can take a boy out the ‘hood, but you can’t take the ‘hood out the boy. Additionally, you can’t take the boy out the afore-mentioned ‘hood for very long, because he will be returning shortly”
Ok, that’s kind of a long catchphrase, it’s still a work in progress.
WATCH: Bed Intruder Song!!!
I love to give the people what they want, so here’s the YouTube video of the classic “BED INTRUDER SONG!!! (now on iTunes)”:
As the reporter said in the original report of the attempted rape of Antoine’s sister: “Emotions were running high“. High, indeed.
In fact, let’s go ahead and watch the original report, just for funzies.
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