Kim Kardashian Is A Mom Again — All Hail Baby Kimye, Pt. 2

December 5, 2015 by Hot Shiitake

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Kim Kardashian has popped her second baby out of the ole vajeen — what a glorious day to be alive!

If you thought last Saturday’s news of the birth of Ice-T and Coco’s baby was special, today’s news must just be blowing the roof off of your whole life. It’s like Palm Sunday and Easter. Praise Yeezus.

We haven’t had the blessed opportunity to see a pic of Kimye’s beautiful gift from God just yet, but right here, we have a couple of totally spot-on guesses at what Kimye’s baby looks like — courtesy of baby-making website, Make Me Babies!

Or, if you go with Make Me Babies’ skintone guess, we have this little booger:

Heaven sent, indeed.

Kim Kardashian Gives Birth: Is Nori Totes Jelly?

Given that America’s favorite baby, North West, became a big sister today, we’re wondering how she’s gonna deal with the fact that her spotlight has been stolen. Will she throw a temper tantrum? We can only hope. Nothing is more adorable than one of little Nori’s signature hissy fits. (She obvi got it from her mama, Patron Saint Kimbo Slimbo.)

After all, being a big sister is hard. Being a big sister to a little monster who’s trying to steal your shine is even harder. Just ask Kendall Jenner.