Hot Shiitake Archives

The Week In Ugly: Snaggle Toes At Cannes & More Fun Fugliness

Cannes Worst Dressed

From the 2013 Cannes Film Festival’s worst dressed, to the fugly celebs at the Billboard Awards, this week was filled with ugly celebrities, and we ain’t mad at that. Enjoy!

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The Week in Ugly: Taylor Momsen Smoking & More Ugly Fugs

Ugly Celebrities People Think Are Hot

Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert has been placed on this wretched earth to shine the bright, blinding spotlight of truth upon all of the ugly celebrities people think are hot, while shouting from atop a mighty mountain, “Hey, world, not so hot now, are they?”. Yeah, not so hot.

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The Week In Ugly: Stephanie Seymour’s Bikini, Ke$ha’s Bikini & More Horrors

Stephanie Seymour Bikini

It’s everyone’s favorite time of the week! – Time for some ugly celebrity pics.

Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson Ugly

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Kesha Bikini Pics: Ke$ha Is A Bathing Beauty…

Kesha Bikini

Our favorite singing sensation, Kesha Rose Sebert, as she is formally known, was spotted on a beach in Australia yesterday, where she is currently on tour.

While no one gives a crap about Kesha’s Australian tour, the following Kesha bikini pics sure made waves.

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Justin Bieber Birthday BJs To Be Given To Charity — HBD To Ke$ha, Too

Kesha Justin Bieber Birthday

Today is truly a great day. A great day for the whole wide world. Yes, it’s March 1, and today is a double-whammy in the world of celebrity birthdays. Let us all raise our voices in unison, and wish a great, big, happy birthday to Justin “Baby” Bieber (… and to Ke$ha “Baby Hooker” Sebert)!!

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