Kim Kardashian’s Butt: It’s ASStronomical

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Kim Kardashian Ass Bikini

“Kiss me, Kris!”

Kim Kardashian and her humongous hind end were recently spotted in Puerto Mito, Mexico, accompanied by her boyfriend (for now), Kris Humphries.

Kris Humphries is a freakin’ giant, but Kim Kardashian’s butt is bigger.

More o’ Dat Kim Kardashian Ass

Kim Kardashian’s butt is SO big, it’s something of a modern miracle that she manages to jam that thing into pants (every now and again, at least). Seriously, how can Kim’s butt possibly be REAL? And yet, there it is, plain as day, staring us all in the face. (Want an up-close ‘n personal look at Kim KardASSian? Of course you do!)

The pair continued their makeout sesh for the photogs…and even had time for a costume change:

Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian Bikini

“Kiss me again, Kris!”

Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian Bikini

“Catch me, Kris!”

Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian Bikini

“Do me, Kris!”

Kim Kardashian Butt Crack

“Show the camera my butt crack, Kris!”

Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian Bikini

“QUIT IT, Kris! Can’t you see the paparazzi are leaving?”

A Wholesome Kardashian Family Beach Vacation

The threesome (Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian, and THE Kim Kardashian ass) were in Mexico with Kim’s sister, Kourtney Kardashian, to celebrate Kourtney’s descent into old-agedness.

Thirty-two. Kourtney is now 32 years old. That’s super ancient (at least by Hollywood standards); and it almost makes one wonder how she continues to manage without a walking cane.

Little baby Mason and Kourtney’s baby daddy, Scott Disick, also tagged along on this family vacay, serving as constant reminders to Kourtney of just how old she is. Here’s a picture of the happy family:

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini

That’s it. Kourtney Kardashian and her little quasi-family get one picture. Just one.

WATCH: Sir Mix-a-Lot ‘Baby Got Back’ Music Video

Kim Kardashian’s butt is so big, Sir Mix-a-Lot must have “Baby Got Back” about her (nevermind the fact that little Kimmy was only 11 years old when this song came out…).

Let’s forget about the whole pedophilia thing, and just watch the music vid, OK? OK.

Debra Krein

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