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Danielle Staub Returns to Stripper Roots — Cue Rock-Hard Boobs

Danielle Staub Stripping
Yep, that’s a sex tape screen shot.
You’re welcome.

Remember bat-s#!t crazy, former Real Housewives of New Jersey fame-whore cast member, Danielle Staub?…

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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga’s Horrific Cannes Performance & More

Lady Gaga Ugly

This was actually not a very ugly week. Where you bin hidin’, Taylor Momsen??
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Chelsea Charms: A Charming Tale Of The World’s Biggest Boobs

Chelsea Charms Boobs

164XXX.

That is the size of the ENORMOUS bra that Minneapolis, Minn. native, Chelsea Charms, crams her knockers into. (Charming, wouldn’t you say?)

Chelsea Charms Boobs
Chelsea Charms and her boobs are ready for battle.

Making this whale of a tale even better, is the fact that Ms. Charms, 35, is in the “adult entertainment” industry, and her cup size is XXX. A charming coincidence, no?

Chelsea Charms Boobs
With tig ol’ bitties, comes tig ol’… back fat.

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The Week In Politics: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Divorce & Other Fun Stuff

Maria Shriver Arnold Schwarzenegger Divorce

Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife of 25 years, Maria Shriver, have separated.

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Kim Kardashian’s Butt: It’s ASStronomical

Kim Kardashian Ass Bikini
“Kiss me, Kris!”

Kim Kardashian and her humongous hind end were recently spotted in Puerto Mito, Mexico, accompanied by her boyfriend (for now), Kris Humphries.

Kris Humphries is a freakin’ giant, but Kim Kardashian’s butt is bigger.

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