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Jordin Sparks Loses Weight, Turns Into MySpace Ho

Jordin Sparks Weight Loss
I <3 Mirror Pics!

As evidenced by apicture she tweeted, Jordin Sparks has recently lost weight…

MySpace ho, Twitter ho, whatever. Same s#!t, different toilet.

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NicoSheen: The Next Best Thing to Crack Cocaine

Nicosheen Charlie Sheen

Mr. Sheen may have been fired from Two And A Half Men, but now, Charlie Sheen has something even better: e-Grits! (No, not egrets…)

Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you: NicoSheen.
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Kate Middleton Gets on Her Knees at the Royal Wedding — Yeah, Girrrl

Hot Shiitake had had just about enough of all the Royal Wedding talk … until we saw this magnificent photograph of Prince William and Kate Middleton after their wedding ceremony on TMZ:

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Jersey Shore Whore is Pregnant — From Fist-Pump To Baby Bump

Angelina Pivarnick Pregnant
Pure magic.

Wanna guess which Jersey Shore cast member is sporting a fresh, new baby bump?

The preggers ‘Jersey Shore’ whore is….

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Antoine Dodson Arrested For Pot — Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Weed

Antoine Dodson Arrested

Everyone’s favorite homeboy, Antoine Dodson, was arrested in the wee hours of the morning for (drum roll, please): possession of marijuana.

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