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‘Playboy’ to Michaele Salahi: Girrrl, You Ugly!

Michaele Salahi Playboy
Aww, poor little crazy.

If the name Michaele Salahi doesn’t ring any bells… she’s the fame-hungry, “alleged” White House crasher from Bravo’s cancelled Real Housewives of D.C.

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Brooke Mueller’s Fun-Filled Week: Pawn Shops, Drug Tests, & More

Brooke Mueller Drugs

Charlie Sheen‘s estranged (and arguably deranged) ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, has been up to some crazy shenans this week. She’s obviously out to show the world that she’s cleaning up her act, in order to retain custody of the children she birthed with loony toon, Sheen…

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Tori Spelling is Pregnant: It’s like a ‘Week In Ugly’ Encore!

Good lord, is it not bad enough that we have to see and hear about this ugly, mile-long-faced wench once, sometimes twice, a year?!?

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Wendy Williams is a Pile of Vomit

Wendy Williams Dancing With the Stars
Head for the hills! The Queen Beast is coming!!!!!!

I don’t watch Dancing with the Stars, so I don’t know how Wendy Williams is holding up. Is she a good dancer? Probably not. Let’s face it: the woman is a real, live sasquatch.

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Justin Bieber Sets Mom On Fire — JB’s Psychotic Pyromania Revealed

“BURN, DEVIL WOMAN! BURN!!!” Justin Bieber shouted, as he set his mom aflame at his concert last night, in Berlin.

Those may not have been his exact words… He said something more along the lines of “Happy Birthday,” but at the end of the day, it’s really all the same.

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