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Michael Lohan Arrested For Domestic Violence — MiLo: Man of the Year
The Man With the Heart of Gold:
The world’s best dad, Michael Lohan, has been up to some new shenanigans. This time, however, the shenans don’t (directly) involve being an attention-seeking media-hooer. Nope, just some light wife-beating, NBD.
Chris Brown Breaks Window At ‘GMA’ — Breezy’s Rage Is But A Distant Memory
This morning, Chris Brown made a scheduled appearance on ABC‘s Good Morning America, to promote his new album, F.A.M.E.*
When the interviewer, Robin Roberts, touched on the topic of Brown’s 2009 “domestic incident” with then-girlfriend, Rihanna, his blood began to boil.
Scarlett Johansson Dating Sean Penn (Her Second Choice, After Bob Barker)
Just a few short months ago, Scarlett Johansson split from hubby of 2 years, Ryan Reynolds. Who does she rebound with? Is it some hot guy to really stick it to RyRy, and show him what he’s missing? Nope. Homie don’t play like dat! Homie keeps it real. Really real, apparently, because Scarlett’s new man is none other than old fart, Sean Penn.
WTF, Scarlett, he’s literally TWICE your age.
What’s Making Bradley Cooper So Happy?
Bradley Cooper was photographed at LAX yesterday (March 18), looking happy as a clam. Now, I know everybody is just dying to know: “Why so happy, B.Coop?” Well, you’d be happy too, if you had just broken up with the ugliest woman in Hollywood (possibly the planet).
