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A Tale Of Two Vaginas (Feat. Hazel Jones, The Woman With Two Vaginas)

Woman With Two Vaginas

Hazel Jones, now known simply as “the woman with two vaginas” (and two fully formed vaginas, at that), recently became famous in the UK, when she paraded her two vaginas on ITV’s This Morning (which, by the way, must be an absolutely magical programme, because it was this very same show that shone the global spotlight upon Chelsea Charms, the woman with the world’s biggest boobs).

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Eyeball Feast: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2011

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Ahoy there, mateys! The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was surely a sight to behold. Thus, let’s take a gander back and have another look-see at a few of them thar fair lasses, so we might revel in the glorious sight of the almost-perfect Victoria’s Secret models, forever and ever. Starting with…
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Lady Gaga On Stage During iHeartRadio Music Festival Massacre

Lady Gaga iHeartRadio Music Festival

Lady Gaga was one of the many acts that took the stage at the iHeartRadio Music Festival yesterday, September 24, 2011, at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, and it was an emotionally scarring event for all in attendance, to say the very least of this horrific tragedy.

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The Week In Ugly: Avril Lavigne & More Probable Hollywood Witches

Avril Lavigne Ugly

Hollywood must be getting ready for Halloween, because this week was chock full of witches, villains, and one lone superhero, desperately trying to fight them all.

PLUS: is crazy Britney Spears off the wagon?

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Hilary Duff … The Next Indiana Jones?

Hilary Duff Indiana Jones

Hilary Duff was spotted meandering through West Hollywood, lugging around a ton of bags.

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