Here are American Idol’s Top 24 morons. Tonight is elimination night, and I can’t wait ’til these fools get their dreams crushed! It’s my favorite part of AI. My second favorite part is when the winner releases their first single, then, approximately one month later, nobody gives a crap.
Paris Hilton has been making the rounds lately, talking all about her upcoming reality show, The World According to Paris*, which is set to premiere at some point in time this spring, on the Oxygen Network. As we all know, the Oxygen network has the classiest reality programming of all the networks. (Fellow Bad Girls Club fans, please stand up.)
That’s right, Charlie Sheen, you’ve got a piss-poor attitude. And you’re making Jon Cryer cry. Not a nice thing to do to your on-screen bro. I thought men were all about the whole “bros before hoes” thing, but not Charlie Sheen. He is ALL about dem hoes.
