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Eyeball Feast: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2011

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Ahoy there, mateys! The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was surely a sight to behold. Thus, let’s take a gander back and have another look-see at a few of them thar fair lasses, so we might revel in the glorious sight of the almost-perfect Victoria’s Secret models, forever and ever. Starting with…
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The Week In Not Half Bad: Victoria’s Secret & More Hot Celebrity Pics

Hot Celebrity Pics

While it’s painful to say, this was an incredibly not-half-bad week in the hot celebrity pics department. What is this world coming to?!? We can probably place a large portion of blame upon the GQ Men of the Year Awards party. And those damn Victoria’s Secret Angels. And, surprisingly, the Twilight premiere.

Ugh, whatever, time for this week’s hot celebrity pics. Yay.
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The Week in Ugly — Lady Gaga: Knight In Shining Armor & More Fun With Ugly

Lady Gaga Versace Ugly

Ach. Mine eyes burneth, yet mine heart soars. Ugly returneth.

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The Week In Not Half Bad: Time For Some Hot Celebrity Bikini Pics

Celebrity Bikini Pics

Because there’s nothing like some hot celebrity bikini pics to simulataneously motivate yourself to get to the gym and depress the crap outta you (or inspire dirty thoughts, if you’re a pervy old man), this week’s “Not Half Bad” theme is: Hot Celebrities in Bikinis.
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Alessandra Ambrosio Struts Down Beach In Teeny Bikini: An Animated Tale

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio went for a bikini-clad walk on the beach in Hawaii yesterday. Enjoy.

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