After last week’s emotional results show, I cannot wait for tonight’s eliminations. It’s my birthday, so I positively DEMAND that things go my way tonight. There will be TWO contestants going home, and I’m so nervous, I could puke.
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American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 11
This show is torturous. Every week, viewers die a little more inside. At least we have J.Lo’s gorgeous-ness to comfort us as we lay dying.
American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 12 Time to Trim the Fat
This show is starting to annoy the crap outta me. I wish there was a way to speed things along, but we’re moving at a glacial pace here, and we still have 12 of these morons left. Some of them aren’t as moronic as others, but that’s beside the point.
American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 13
In a perfect world, we’d send half of the American Idol contestants home straight away. But unfortunately, only one person will be cleansed from our ears tonight on American Idol. If it were up to me, I would chop it up real quick. But, staying true to AI fashion, we must drag this thing out for as long as possible.
American Idol Season 10 Top 24 (Part 1): The Top 12 Boys
Here are American Idol’s Top 24 morons. Tonight is elimination night, and I can’t wait ’til these fools get their dreams crushed! It’s my favorite part of AI. My second favorite part is when the winner releases their first single, then, approximately one month later, nobody gives a crap.
