Brooke Mueller’s Fun-Filled Week: Pawn Shops, Drug Tests, & More

Brooke Mueller Drugs

Charlie Sheen‘s estranged (and arguably deranged) ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, has been up to some crazy shenans this week. She’s obviously out to show the world that she’s cleaning up her act, in order to retain custody of the children she birthed with loony toon, Sheen…

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American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 8

American Idol Top 8
Precious.

Every week, another contestant goes home. Isn’t it beautiful?

But this week (and probably every coming week for the rest of the season) is a real nail-biter. WHO WILL LEAVE US? It’s such a tough call, everyone left is really good. However, some of them – err, one of them is not someone anyone should like. Guess who?

Here we go…

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Tori Spelling is Pregnant: It’s like a ‘Week In Ugly’ Encore!

Good lord, is it not bad enough that we have to see and hear about this ugly, mile-long-faced wench once, sometimes twice, a year?!?

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The Week In Ugly: Week of April 4-9, 2011

It’s time for our weekly dose of ugly. (Yay!)

Teen Mom‘s Jenelle Something-or-Other Evans In A Bikini

Jenelle Evans Bikini
A white trash mom in bits of a white trash bag. How fitting.

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American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 9

American Idol Top 9

Oh, what a week. The worst singers in the world were finally voted off American Idol last week, and the whole of humanity in possession of functioning ears could not be happier.

Now that we’re down to the Top 9, we have a little predicament: the remaining contestants are all pretty good. No one induced ear bleeding during last night’s performance… So who will go home? Nobody knows.

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