Amanda Bynes In Court After Arrest — The Amanda Show Keeps Rolling

Amanda Bynes Court

After her marijuana arrest last night, Amanda Bynes spent a long night in lockup, waiting for a judge to become available for her arraignment hearing.

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Eva Longoria Graduates From Grad School Just To Make You Feel Bad

Eva Longoria Graduate School

As if we didn’t already know Eva Longoria was a perfect human being, girlfriend went and got her graduate degree. Seriously?

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New Paris Hilton Album Looms — Lil Wayne Gives Has-Been Record Deal

Paris Hilton Record Deal

Perhaps all the seizing has affected the basic functioning of Lil Wayne‘s brain, because the sizzurp-sipping, seizure-afflicted rapper has just signed Paris Hilton to his record label, Cash Money Records.

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Chief Keef Arrested For Smoking Weed In Hotel — #PotProblems

Chief Keef Arrested

Chief Keef (real name: Keith Cozart) was arrested yesterday, May 20, 2013, in DeKalb County, Georgia, for disorderly conduct.

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Justin Bieber’s Billboard Awards Speech — Little Biebs Has Grown Into A Big, Douchey Douche Lord

Justin Bieber Speech Billboard Awards

Last night, June 19, 2013, Justin Bieber attended the Billboard Music Awards, and was presented with the first-ever Milestone Award… because The Biebs has been on the pop planet since 2009, and four years is, like, a really, really big milestone.

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Kanye West Is Gay & Kim Kardashian Is A Lesbian — The Cold, Hard Truth

Kanye West Gay

Thanks to a certain characteristically out-of-touch celebrity gossip rag, questions about Kanye West‘s sexuality have recently risen to the surface.

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Randy Jackson Quit ‘American Idol’ — Another Judge Bites The Dust

Randy Jackson Quit American Idol

Randy Jackson, the last (original) man standing at American Idol, announced today, May 9, 2013, that he’s leaving the reality singing competition after season 12.

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Anne Hathaway’s Blonde Hair — 2013 Met Gala Has Us Seeing Double

Anne Hathaway Blonde Hair

Anne Hathaway has dyed her hair blonde, and she looks undeniably similar to another Hollywood starlet…

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A Very Honey Boo Boo Wedding — Mama June & Sugar Bear Get Hitched

Honey Boo Boo Wedding

Everyone’s favorite country bumpkins, the Honey Boo Boo family, had a big ol’ redneck wedding yesterday, May 5, 2013, in their ultra-chic, ultra-exclusive Georgia backyard.

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Kim Kardashian: OOPS! You Saw My Thong Th-Thong-Thong-Thong

Kim Kardashian Thong

A six-months-pregnant Kim Kardashian stepped out in New York City with her baby daddy, Kanye West, on April 24, 2013 — showing a bit more than she bargained for (or maybe just as much as she bargained for?).

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