Gary Busey Puts a Little Crazy In Your GPS

Gary Busey GPS
Gary approves!!!

For the low, low price of $6.95, you can download Gary Busey’s voice for your TomTom or Garmin global positioning system. That’s a heckuva deal.

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American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 12 Time to Trim the Fat

American Idol Top 12
Casey Abrams ain’t got no body, no body got him

This show is starting to annoy the crap outta me. I wish there was a way to speed things along, but we’re moving at a glacial pace here, and we still have 12 of these morons left. Some of them aren’t as moronic as others, but that’s beside the point.

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Kesha Bikini Pics: Ke$ha Is A Bathing Beauty…

Kesha Bikini

Our favorite singing sensation, Kesha Rose Sebert, as she is formally known, was spotted on a beach in Australia yesterday, where she is currently on tour.

While no one gives a crap about Kesha’s Australian tour, the following Kesha bikini pics sure made waves.

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People Still Watch ‘The Bachelor’?

The Bachelor Finale Brad Womack
Ever wondered what stupid looks like? Wonder no more!

Surprisingly, yes; people still watch The Bachelor. But only desperate hooers who enjoy watching other totally desperate hooers throw themselves at some lame idiot — in this case, the lame idiot is Brad Womack.

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Happy Birthday, Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria Birthday

Today is March 15, the birthday of the best celebrity in the whole wide world, Eva Longoria.

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