Kristen Stewart’s Birthday Present From Robert Pattinson: A Pen — A Freakin’ Pen

Kristen Stewart Birthday

Yesterday, April 10, 2013, was Kristen Stewart‘s 23rd birthday…

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Justin Bieber In Hospital For Breathing Problems — What A Gas (Mask)

Justin Bieber Hospitalized

Justin Bieber lost his breath and collapsed (i.e. fainted like a little girl) on stage at his concert in London at the O2 arena (this all went down on Thursday, March 7, 2013, if you really must know the exact date). Biebs stopped the show, got checked out by docs backstage, and then, by the grace of god, found the strength to come back and finish his concert. The show must go on, after all.

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Rob Kardashian Weight Gain — He’s Like, Really, Really Fat, You Guys

Rob Kardashian Fat

Yep. Rob Kardashian is fat. There’s no way around it (or him, for that matter).

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Kim Kardashian’s Peplum Pregnancy Pants: An Unrivaled Evil In Our Modern World

Kim Kardashian Peplum Pants

Forget about the economy, the war in Iraq, the starving children in Africa — DROP EVERYTHING, because the terrorists have launched their latest attack on America. The devil takes many forms, and this time, the devil is not wearing sheep’s clothing. Nay, he is rearing his ugly head in all its fury. Yes; the devil and Kim Kardashian‘s maternity pants are most certainly one and the same.

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Sandy Hook Shooting Photo — Remembering Victoria Soto & All The Victims Of The Newtown Tragedy

Girl Crying Sandy Hook Shooting

As early reports of the Newtown, Connecticut school shooting emerged on the morning of Friday, December 14, 2012, there was an especially haunting image from outside of Sandy Hook Elementary School, showing a young woman screaming and crying into her cell phone. This photo was captioned simply, “a woman waiting to hear about her sister, a teacher, following the shooting” – leaving many to wonder just who this young woman was, and to hope, as she certainly must have hoped, that her sister made it out of the school unharmed.

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