Hot Shiitake Archives

The Week in Ugly: Miranda Kerr & More Ugly Celebrities People Think Are Hot

Miranda Kerr Ugly

Our world has many flaws, but the greatest crisis facing our modern world involves the hordes and hordes of ugly celebrities people think are hot. Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert is here to show you idiots the light. You’re welcome.
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The Week In Not Half Bad: Victoria’s Secret & More Hot Celebrity Pics

Hot Celebrity Pics

While it’s painful to say, this was an incredibly not-half-bad week in the hot celebrity pics department. What is this world coming to?!? We can probably place a large portion of blame upon the GQ Men of the Year Awards party. And those damn Victoria’s Secret Angels. And, surprisingly, the Twilight premiere.

Ugh, whatever, time for this week’s hot celebrity pics. Yay.
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez: 2011 American Music Awards Edition

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez AMA 2011

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were looking all lovey-dovey at the 39th Annual American Music Awards (November 20, 2011).

They make me quite ill, and they should make you ill, too, if you know what’s good for you.

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The Week in Ugly — Lady Gaga: Knight In Shining Armor & More Fun With Ugly

Lady Gaga Versace Ugly

Ach. Mine eyes burneth, yet mine heart soars. Ugly returneth.

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The Week In Not Half Bad: Demi Lovato Shows Boob & More Tinseltown Glitz

Maria Menounos Dancing

Enjoy yourself some glittery boobs and biyaaaaatchez.

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