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Kim Kardashian: OOPS! You Saw My Thong Th-Thong-Thong-Thong

Kim Kardashian Thong

A six-months-pregnant Kim Kardashian stepped out in New York City with her baby daddy, Kanye West, on April 24, 2013 — showing a bit more than she bargained for (or maybe just as much as she bargained for?).

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Kristen Stewart’s Birthday Present From Robert Pattinson: A Pen — A Freakin’ Pen

Kristen Stewart Birthday

Yesterday, April 10, 2013, was Kristen Stewart‘s 23rd birthday…

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Justin Bieber In Hospital For Breathing Problems — What A Gas (Mask)

Justin Bieber Hospitalized

Justin Bieber lost his breath and collapsed (i.e. fainted like a little girl) on stage at his concert in London at the O2 arena (this all went down on Thursday, March 7, 2013, if you really must know the exact date). Biebs stopped the show, got checked out by docs backstage, and then, by the grace of god, found the strength to come back and finish his concert. The show must go on, after all.

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Rob Kardashian Weight Gain — He’s Like, Really, Really Fat, You Guys

Rob Kardashian Fat

Yep. Rob Kardashian is fat. There’s no way around it (or him, for that matter).

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Kim Kardashian’s Peplum Pregnancy Pants: An Unrivaled Evil In Our Modern World

Kim Kardashian Peplum Pants

Forget about the economy, the war in Iraq, the starving children in Africa — DROP EVERYTHING, because the terrorists have launched their latest attack on America. The devil takes many forms, and this time, the devil is not wearing sheep’s clothing. Nay, he is rearing his ugly head in all its fury. Yes; the devil and Kim Kardashian‘s maternity pants are most certainly one and the same.

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