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Yvette Vickers’ House For Sale — Live In The Glamorous 90210!

Yvette Vickers House

For Sale: Cute three-story cottage, cozily nested deep in the heart of the fabulous Beverly Hills.

One bed, one bath, and the ultimate in privacy!

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Bad Boob Jobs: Guess the Celebrity Breasts

Bad Boob Jobs

Today in “Guess the Celebrity Boob Job,” we ask you:

Which celebrity has a deep, cavernous fissure between their breasts?

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The Week In Not Half Bad: Week of August 28 – September 4, 2011

Apparently, this week’s theme is:
“Stars of Jersey Shore who, when compared to the past, don’t look half bad”.

Snooki

Snooki MTV VMAs
Snooks isn’t looking half bad these days… but she needs a little help finding shoes that fit.

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is pictured at the 2011 MTV VMA’s, Sunday, August 28, 2011.

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The Week In Ugly: Amanda Bynes’ Bloated Face & More

Amanda Bynes Fat

For a healthy dose of ugly, simply looking in the mirror may suffice.
But just in case, here’s your weekly ugly supplement.

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Roast of Charlie Sheen: Winning

Roast Of Charlie Sheen Cast

The upcoming Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen is still almost a month away, but by the looks of it, Charlie Sheen will definitely be winning.

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The Week In Not Half Bad: Sofia Vergara’s Bootylicious Jeans & More

Sofia Vergara Butt

Let’s take a peek at this week’s not-half-bad-looking celebs, shall we?

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The Week In Ugly: Hair-Raising Celebrity Hairstyles & More Fun Junk

Ugly Celebrity Hairstyles

Time for a little game we like to call “Guess The Ugly Celebrity”.

Can you guess which ugly celebrity was spotted sporting a hot pink ‘do this week?

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‘The World According To Paris’ — Our Little Paris Hilton Is All Growns Up… But Nobody Cares

The World According To Paris Cancelled

Like, OMGz and a sad face with multiple tears streaming down.

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Abercrombie & Fitch to The Sitch: Take Our Clothes Off

The Situation Abercrombie and Fitch
Take it off, ladies Sitch!

Mike Sorrentino, better known as The Situation, has landed himself in quite an interesting situation with a leading brand of clothing for American seventh graders.

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‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ To Salahis: You’re Not Crashing This Party

Michaele Salahi Real Housewives

Tareq and Michaele Salahi, of the cancelled Bravo reality series, ‘The Real Housewives of D.C.’ have made yet another desperate move. Literally.

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