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Naomi Watts Receives Film Award … Shows Breast in Thanks

Naomi Watts Breast
Wait, this is France… aren’t the British the ones known for their bad teeth?

Naomi Watts received an award during a tribute for her film career at the 37th Deauville American Film Festival in Deauville, France.

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Kanye West Compares Himself To Hitler … And Michael Jordan — VIDEO

Kanye West Hitler

Kanye West went on another one of his characteristic rants in the middle of a performance in England, Saturday night.

In this especially strange, albeit highly entertaining rant, he compared himself to Adolf Hitler and Michael Jordan.

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Chelsea Charms: A Charming Tale Of The World’s Biggest Boobs

Chelsea Charms Boobs

164XXX.

That is the size of the ENORMOUS bra that Minneapolis, Minn. native, Chelsea Charms, crams her knockers into. (Charming, wouldn’t you say?)

Chelsea Charms Boobs
Chelsea Charms and her boobs are ready for battle.

Making this whale of a tale even better, is the fact that Ms. Charms, 35, is in the “adult entertainment” industry, and her cup size is XXX. A charming coincidence, no?

Chelsea Charms Boobs
With tig ol’ bitties, comes tig ol’… back fat.

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The Week In Ugly: Tori Spelling Blasts Her Baby Bump & More Fashion Crimes

Tori Spelling Baby Bump

Sometimes the gods of ugly really make my life easy.

The amount of glorious ugly I’ve witnessed this past week has made for a lovely ugly start to the month of May. Apparently, April showers bring May ugly.

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