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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga Needs Help, Christina Hendricks’ Hips & More

Lady Gaga Shoes

The 2011 CFDA Awards took place Monday night (June 6, 2011), and as with any night dedicated to fashion, there sure was a lot of ugly.

Also featured: Steven Tyler’s billy-balls, Princess Leia, and more!
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The Week In Ugly: Crazy Cameltoe, Where’s Waldo & More Delights

Khloe Kardashian Camel Toe

The gods of ugly have blessed us with a bountiful harvest of ugly celebrities this week; much of which has been sewn, and subsequently reaped, at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival, both on and off the red carpet. Those Frenchies sure have a sneaky way of spreading their ugly seed.
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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga’s Horrific Cannes Performance & More

Lady Gaga Ugly

This was actually not a very ugly week. Where you bin hidin’, Taylor Momsen??
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Chelsea Charms: A Charming Tale Of The World’s Biggest Boobs

Chelsea Charms Boobs

164XXX.

That is the size of the ENORMOUS bra that Minneapolis, Minn. native, Chelsea Charms, crams her knockers into. (Charming, wouldn’t you say?)

Chelsea Charms Boobs
Chelsea Charms and her boobs are ready for battle.

Making this whale of a tale even better, is the fact that Ms. Charms, 35, is in the “adult entertainment” industry, and her cup size is XXX. A charming coincidence, no?

Chelsea Charms Boobs
With tig ol’ bitties, comes tig ol’… back fat.

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The Week In Ugly: Tori Spelling Blasts Her Baby Bump & More Fashion Crimes

Tori Spelling Baby Bump

Sometimes the gods of ugly really make my life easy.

The amount of glorious ugly I’ve witnessed this past week has made for a lovely ugly start to the month of May. Apparently, April showers bring May ugly.

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