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Kim Kardashian’s Butt: It’s ASStronomical

Kim Kardashian Ass Bikini
“Kiss me, Kris!”

Kim Kardashian and her humongous hind end were recently spotted in Puerto Mito, Mexico, accompanied by her boyfriend (for now), Kris Humphries.

Kris Humphries is a freakin’ giant, but Kim Kardashian’s butt is bigger.

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Jordin Sparks Loses Weight, Turns Into MySpace Ho

Jordin Sparks Weight Loss
I <3 Mirror Pics!

As evidenced by apicture she tweeted, Jordin Sparks has recently lost weight…

MySpace ho, Twitter ho, whatever. Same s#!t, different toilet.

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The Week In Ugly: Week of April 24-30, 2011

The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that’s the best gift of all.

Mariah Carey Pregnant

Mariah Carey Pregnant

Check out Mariah Carey’s pregnant belly button — she’s about to freakin’ POP.

Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our well-wishes. Congratulations, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! You guys suck.
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The Week In Ugly: Week of April 17-23, 2011

Today may be Easter, but ugly don’t take breaks just ’cause the Lord hath risen!

So, if you’re like me, & your Easter basket was chock full o’ bulls#!t, here’s some ugly to replace the b.s. with mounds of glee (and I’m not talking about the TV show starring that girl whose mouth takes up half her face. Although, SPOILER ALERT: she might be making a guest appearance in this week’s Ugly!).

But first, the lovely basket of joy that the Easter Bunny so kindly blessed me with:

Worst Easter Basket
Yep, that’s PB, Marmalade, Ladybug socks, a crappy hairbrush, AND shredded documents!
WOWIE ZOWIE! Thanks E-Bunz!

Now, time for this week’s ugly!
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The Week In Ugly: Angelina Jolie, The Return Of Taylor Momsen & More

Ugly Angelina Jolie

Aren’t you glad it’s ugly time?

Of course you are.
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