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Chris Brown Breaks Window At ‘GMA’ — Breezy’s Rage Is But A Distant Memory

Chris Brown: f**k shirts.

This morning, Chris Brown made a scheduled appearance on ABC‘s Good Morning America, to promote his new album, F.A.M.E.*

When the interviewer, Robin Roberts, touched on the topic of Brown’s 2009 “domestic incident” with then-girlfriend, Rihanna, his blood began to boil.

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American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 12 Time to Trim the Fat

American Idol Top 12
Casey Abrams ain’t got no body, no body got him

This show is starting to annoy the crap outta me. I wish there was a way to speed things along, but we’re moving at a glacial pace here, and we still have 12 of these morons left. Some of them aren’t as moronic as others, but that’s beside the point.

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People Still Watch ‘The Bachelor’?

The Bachelor Finale Brad Womack
Ever wondered what stupid looks like? Wonder no more!

Surprisingly, yes; people still watch The Bachelor. But only desperate hooers who enjoy watching other totally desperate hooers throw themselves at some lame idiot — in this case, the lame idiot is Brad Womack.

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American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 13

American Idol Top 13

In a perfect world, we’d send half of the American Idol contestants home straight away. But unfortunately, only one person will be cleansed from our ears tonight on American Idol. If it were up to me, I would chop it up real quick. But, staying true to AI fashion, we must drag this thing out for as long as possible.

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Michael Lohan On ‘Celebrity Rehab’ — MiLo: The World’s Best Dad

Michael Lohan Celebrity Rehab
Mr. Lohan likes to show off his nips while he chats with TMZ

Lindsay Lohan‘s father, Michael Lohan, is a true class act. We all know how much he loves to make a public mockery of his daughter — pretending all the while that he’s acting in her best interest. And now that he has signed on for the 5th season of Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab, he thinks it’s time to step up his daddy game one more notch…
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