Arnold Schwarzenegger Boned a Chick Named Mildred?!?

Arnold Schwarzenegger Love Child
Arnie & Maria: Dunzo

By now, we all know that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have separated (although no official legal action has been taken, as of yet). Read more ›

Danielle Staub Returns to Stripper Roots — Cue Rock-Hard Boobs

Danielle Staub Stripping
Yep, that’s a sex tape screen shot.
You’re welcome.

Remember bat-s#!t crazy, former Real Housewives of New Jersey fame-whore cast member, Danielle Staub?…

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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga’s Horrific Cannes Performance & More

Lady Gaga Ugly

This was actually not a very ugly week. Where you bin hidin’, Taylor Momsen??
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Chelsea Charms: A Charming Tale Of The World’s Biggest Boobs

Chelsea Charms Boobs

164XXX.

That is the size of the ENORMOUS bra that Minneapolis, Minn. native, Chelsea Charms, crams her knockers into. (Charming, wouldn’t you say?)

Chelsea Charms Boobs
Chelsea Charms and her boobs are ready for battle.

Making this whale of a tale even better, is the fact that Ms. Charms, 35, is in the “adult entertainment” industry, and her cup size is XXX. A charming coincidence, no?

Chelsea Charms Boobs
With tig ol’ bitties, comes tig ol’… back fat.

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American Idol Season 10 Recap: Top 4

American Idol Top 4
Take a good look at Lauren’s eyes. WTF… was she crying AGAIN?

This is it, ya’ll: American Idol is down to the Top 4. These kids have really made it. Only contestants who made it to the Top 4 have really gone on to become anything of even mild importance.

Last night’s performance episode of American Idol had no real theme, it was more of a mish-mash of two themes.

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