Let’s dive right into this ol’ hot mess, shall we? And if you missed Part 1 of this tremendously exciting American Idol Season 10 Top 24 Recap (The Top 12 Guys), wow, you are missing out. (Not really, but go ahead, click the link; give us some readers. C’mon, we’re practically begging, here… )
Here are American Idol’s Top 24 morons. Tonight is elimination night, and I can’t wait ’til these fools get their dreams crushed! It’s my favorite part of AI. My second favorite part is when the winner releases their first single, then, approximately one month later, nobody gives a crap.
Kim Kardashian has stated that she’s a “people pleaser,” so that’s probably why she’s released a single (that’s right: MUSIC), giving the world and the music industry exactly what it needed: more auto-tune. THANKS, KIMBO! You’re so self-less.
Early this morning (March 1, at around 2:45am), Christina Aguilera was arrested for public intoxication. Her nobody boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, was also arrested, on suspicion for driving under the influence. Those two crazy kids — they were just trying to have a good time.
Today is truly a great day. A great day for the whole wide world. Yes, it’s March 1, and today is a double-whammy in the world of celebrity birthdays. Let us all raise our voices in unison, and wish a great, big, happy birthday to Justin “Baby” Bieber (… and to Ke$ha “Baby Hooker” Sebert)!!
