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The Week In Not Half Bad: Billboard Awards, Cannes Film Festival & More

Billboard Awards Best Dressed

With the 66th Cannes Film Festival and the 2013 Billboard Music Awards, stars dressed their very bestest and tried to put their ugly in a closet (but as usual, the ugly celebrities came dancing out of the closet, but that’s a tale for another time). Anywho, here are the hottest celebrities from the past week-ish.

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Anne Hathaway’s Blonde Hair — 2013 Met Gala Has Us Seeing Double

Anne Hathaway Blonde Hair

Anne Hathaway has dyed her hair blonde, and she looks undeniably similar to another Hollywood starlet…

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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga’s Horrific Cannes Performance & More

Lady Gaga Ugly

This was actually not a very ugly week. Where you bin hidin’, Taylor Momsen??
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Jordin Sparks Loses Weight, Turns Into MySpace Ho

Jordin Sparks Weight Loss
I <3 Mirror Pics!

As evidenced by apicture she tweeted, Jordin Sparks has recently lost weight…

MySpace ho, Twitter ho, whatever. Same s#!t, different toilet.

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The Week In Ugly: Week of April 24-30, 2011

The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that’s the best gift of all.

Mariah Carey Pregnant

Mariah Carey Pregnant

Check out Mariah Carey’s pregnant belly button — she’s about to freakin’ POP.

Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our well-wishes. Congratulations, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! You guys suck.
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