That’s right, I’m naming names, and the name is: TAYLOR SWIFT. And it’s high time someone called her out on her malarkey.
Taylor Swift SUCKS
I’m sorry, I just have to get this off my chest: Sometimes I feel that I am the only one in the world who hates Taylor Swift. But then I remember that I am not alone in this fight. I, along with many weary souls, have grown so tired of that curly-haired, beady-eyed, awkward girl.
What’s there to like about her? Nothing.
Her performances are both awkward and terrible. She can’t hit a single note to save her life, and she makes me want to end mine.
She’s still harping on the fact that she “names names,” but I have news for you, T-Sweezy: NO ONE CARES. It wasn’t unique when you started, and now it’s just old and tired.
Why must you continue to beat that dead horse, year after terrible year? HAVE YOU NO SOUL?
Shame on you, Taylor, shame, shame, shame on you! You have shamed me greatly, and if your family were Asian, they would also be terribly ashamed.
Dear Taylor: even just thinking about you has ruined Sally Jessy Raphael’s birthday almost entirely for me. But I will NOT let you take this special, special day from me!
You are not alone. When she had her “Kanye moment” I was thrilled and cheering. She doesn’t deserve the cred or awards she’s given. Mr. West, however, does – yet is dumped on with the T-Swift hate brigade. Who cares if he’s cocky? Who cares if he was swigging Hennessy with a she-male date on the red carpet?? He’s talented and legitimately creative.
Speaking of her in regards to awkward, ummm…please shield your eyes from her new CoverGirl campaign. There’s a part where she gracefully leaps into the air. Vomit inducing. Nuff said.