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Tareq & Michaele Salahi: White House Crashers Looking For Womb to Crash

Michaele Salahi Baby

Not-currently-pregnant women everywhere, be on high alert:

Tareq and Michaele Salahi are on the prowl for an empty womb in which to crash grow a baby … and we all know that this couple is predisposed to showing up uninvited to even the most highly secured areas (allegedly)…

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Nicki Minaj Says ‘Good Morning America’! With a Nip Slip

Nicki Minaj Nip Slip

Adolescent boys everywhere, rejoice: Nicki Minaj has joined countless celebrities in the ranks of the Nip Slip Brigade.

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Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan Partying Together — LiLo & Pare-Pare: BFF4L

Paris Hilton Lindsay Lohan Partying Together

OMG. This is totally exciting news in the world of celebrity friends, turned frienemies, turned actual enemies, turned friends again.

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The Week In Ugly: Grandma Bikinis, Smoking Old Hags & More

Ugly Celebrities

We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with another guessing game!

(See “Guess The Celebrity” to play s’more!)

Guess which Disney Channel star was caught smoking this week?
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Chad Ochocinco Gets to Keep ‘Ochocinco’ — Pats Pals

Chad Ochocinco 85

Chad Ochocinco was traded to the New England Patriots a few days ago (Thursday, July 28, to be exact), which presented quite the predicament: #85 was already worn by the team’s tight end, Aaron Hernandez (who had a not-too-shabby rookie season with the Pats)

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