We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with a little guessing game:
Can you guess which celebrity was caught eating out of a dumpster?
Last night, at around 9pm, California police responded to a 911 call for a “medical emergency” in the quiet city of Garden Grove, in northern Orange County…
This was another delightfully ugly week, filled with the Jersey Shore, parenthood, and just a dash of porn.
Kim Kardashian’s leopard-print romper is heinous, but Vera Wang’s anorexic body and gaunt face are so much worse. Eat a sandwich, you ghastly freak.
Earlier today, Amy Winehouse‘s website was hacked by what is, quite possibly, the most hilarious team of hackers ever: Swagger Security, or SwagSec, for short. (It’s not like I know a ton of hacker teams, though, so there could be a more hilarious team out there; who knows.)
After 35 excruciating days of house arrest, Lindsay Lohan is finally free to roam the good, green earth, as of 10:20 PST, Wednesday, June 29, 2013. And the best part is: she no longer has to worry about that hideous ankle bracelet making her pants look all bunchy ‘n stuff.