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Tareq & Michaele Salahi: White House Crashers Looking For Womb to Crash

Michaele Salahi Baby

Not-currently-pregnant women everywhere, be on high alert:

Tareq and Michaele Salahi are on the prowl for an empty womb in which to crash grow a baby … and we all know that this couple is predisposed to showing up uninvited to even the most highly secured areas (allegedly)…

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The Week In Ugly: Grandma Bikinis, Smoking Old Hags & More

Ugly Celebrities

We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with another guessing game!

(See “Guess The Celebrity” to play s’more!)

Guess which Disney Channel star was caught smoking this week?
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The Week In Ugly: Dumpster Divers, Female Body Builders & More

Ugly Celebrity Pics

We’re gonna start this week’s ugly with a little guessing game:

Can you guess which celebrity was caught eating out of a dumpster?

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The Week In Ugly: Week of June 26 – July 3, 2011

This was another delightfully ugly week, filled with the Jersey Shore, parenthood, and just a dash of porn.

Kim Kardashian and Vera Wang

Kim Kardashian Shopping with Vera Wang in NYC

Kim Kardashian’s leopard-print romper is heinous, but Vera Wang’s anorexic body and gaunt face are so much worse. Eat a sandwich, you ghastly freak.

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The Week In Ugly: Lady Gaga’s Clown Paint, Taylor Momsen & More

Ugly Celebrities

Oh my, my, my. When it rains, it pours; and this week’s ugly cup runneth over.

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