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Tori Spelling is Pregnant: It’s like a ‘Week In Ugly’ Encore!

Good lord, is it not bad enough that we have to see and hear about this ugly, mile-long-faced wench once, sometimes twice, a year?!?

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The Week In Ugly: Week of April 4-9, 2011

It’s time for our weekly dose of ugly. (Yay!)

Teen Mom‘s Jenelle Something-or-Other Evans In A Bikini

Jenelle Evans Bikini
A white trash mom in bits of a white trash bag. How fitting.

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The Week In Ugly: Kathy Griffin Without Makeup & More Scary Sights

Kathy Griffin Without Makeup

It’s time to see the ugliest of the ugly from this week.

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The Week In Ugly: Week of March 21-27, 2011

We had some unexpected ugly celebrities smack us in the face this week.  But don’t worry, that doesn’t mean that the usual ugly culprits were unexpectedly un-uglified. Now, that would be a real tragedy.  Ok, time to bring on the ugly…

Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens Ugly
WHAT happened, V.Hudge? You usually look so fab…

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The Week In Ugly: Stephanie Seymour’s Bikini, Ke$ha’s Bikini & More Horrors

Stephanie Seymour Bikini

It’s everyone’s favorite time of the week! – Time for some ugly celebrity pics.

Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson Ugly
Yikes.

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Kesha Bikini Pics: Ke$ha Is A Bathing Beauty…

Kesha Bikini

Our favorite singing sensation, Kesha Rose Sebert, as she is formally known, was spotted on a beach in Australia yesterday, where she is currently on tour.

While no one gives a crap about Kesha’s Australian tour, the following Kesha bikini pics sure made waves.

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Happy Birthday, Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria Birthday

Today is March 15, the birthday of the best celebrity in the whole wide world, Eva Longoria.

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The Week In Ugly: Week of March 7-13, 2011

We had another ugly week! Personally, I’m quite glad, because I wouldn’t know what to do with myself if there were ever a week with NO ugly. How depressing would that be? I don’t even want to think about it, so let’s get started on this week’s ugliest.

Kelly Bensimon In A Bikini

Kelly Bensimon

Kelly Bensimon’s bikini body actually makes for a pretty hot man. Maybe I should’ve left this one out…

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Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake Split — Biel’s ‘Career’ Comes to Screeching Halt

Poor Jessica Biel. Justin Timberlake has finally called it quits with Jess and her man-shoulders. Although, a rep for the pair claims it was a mutual decision…

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The Week In Ugly — Taylor Momsen: Ugly Hooker & More Ugly Fugs

Taylor Momsen Ugly

This week, as any typical week, was chock full of ugly.  Yay!  Here are some of the week’s looks that most made me want to scratch my eyes out:

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