The 2011 CFDA Awards took place Monday night (June 6, 2011), and as with any night dedicated to fashion, there sure was a lot of ugly.
Also featured: Steven Tyler’s billy-balls, Princess Leia, and more!
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The Week In Ugly: Crazy Cameltoe, Where’s Waldo & More Delights
The gods of ugly have blessed us with a bountiful harvest of ugly celebrities this week; much of which has been sewn, and subsequently reaped, at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival, both on and off the red carpet. Those Frenchies sure have a sneaky way of spreading their ugly seed.
Chelsea Charms: A Charming Tale Of The World’s Biggest Boobs
164XXX.
That is the size of the ENORMOUS bra that Minneapolis, Minn. native, Chelsea Charms, crams her knockers into. (Charming, wouldn’t you say?)
Making this whale of a tale even better, is the fact that Ms. Charms, 35, is in the “adult entertainment” industry, and her cup size is XXX. A charming coincidence, no?
The Week In Ugly: Tori Spelling Blasts Her Baby Bump & More Fashion Crimes
Sometimes the gods of ugly really make my life easy.
The amount of glorious ugly I’ve witnessed this past week has made for a lovely ugly start to the month of May. Apparently, April showers bring May ugly.
Kim Kardashian’s Butt: It’s ASStronomical
Kim Kardashian and her humongous hind end were recently spotted in Puerto Mito, Mexico, accompanied by her boyfriend (for now), Kris Humphries.
Kris Humphries is a freakin’ giant, but Kim Kardashian’s butt is bigger.
Jordin Sparks Loses Weight, Turns Into MySpace Ho
As evidenced by apicture she tweeted, Jordin Sparks has recently lost weight…
MySpace ho, Twitter ho, whatever. Same s#!t, different toilet.
The Week In Ugly: Week of April 24-30, 2011
The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that’s the best gift of all.
Mariah Carey Pregnant
Check out Mariah Carey’s pregnant belly button — she’s about to freakin’ POP.
Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, May 1, 2011, so we should probably offer her and Nick Cannon our well-wishes. Congratulations, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon! You guys suck.
The Week In Ugly: Week of April 17-23, 2011
Today may be Easter, but ugly don’t take breaks just ’cause the Lord hath risen!
So, if you’re like me, & your Easter basket was chock full o’ bulls#!t, here’s some ugly to replace the b.s. with mounds of glee (and I’m not talking about the TV show starring that girl whose mouth takes up half her face. Although, SPOILER ALERT: she might be making a guest appearance in this week’s Ugly!).
But first, the lovely basket of joy that the Easter Bunny so kindly blessed me with:
WOWIE ZOWIE! Thanks E-Bunz!
Now, time for this week’s ugly!
