Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert has been placed on this wretched earth to shine the bright, blinding spotlight of truth upon all of the ugly celebrities people think are hot, while shouting from atop a mighty mountain, “Hey, world, not so hot now, are they?”. Yeah, not so hot.
Oh, ugly; glorious, glorious ugly, we welcome thee with open arms.
Please enjoy these ugly celebrities, whilst we dance with joy, for God is great.
Let’s skip all that useless drivel, and dive right into some wonderfully ugly celebrity pics, shall we?
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Our world has many flaws, but the greatest crisis facing our modern world involves the hordes and hordes of ugly celebrities people think are hot. Hot Shiitake’s omniscient hotness expert is here to show you idiots the light. You’re welcome.
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Time for a little game we like to call “Guess The Ugly Celebrity”.
Can you guess which ugly celebrity was spotted sporting a hot pink ‘do this week?
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